Says the boy child as he comes out the of bathroom at Tom Thumb this morning. The ensuing conversation went something like this:
Mommy: Why? Are you sick?? (thinking the flu has returned...placing hand on forehead to check for fever)
Owen: (making gagging motions, holding stomach) No...it just smelled so BAD in there!!
Mommy: (pulling back comforting hand...cautiously waiting for the rest of the story) Did you make it smell bad? Do you have an upset stomach?
Owen: (more gagging motions) NO! There were some old men in there and they were making a stink!
Mommy: How did you know they were old men?
Owen: (exasperated) By their shoes, Mommy. They had old man shoes.
Mommy: Hmmmm...(pushing cart out the door, pondering this response)
Owen: Mommy...old men sure do stink.
Mommy: Well so do little boys...
Well, there you have it. The "old men" in the bathroom stink. I still haven't clarified what "old man shoes" look like...perhaps I am a little afraid of the response. I am kind of impressed at his correct use of regurgitate, though. What a boy!
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